Green alien lady, goth cult lady: tom-ay-to, tom-ah-to.

Countless bear cavalry dreams, dashed.

Punished "Venom" Kalé.

Make your own joke about Leon's pickle.

Do you prefer predefined heroes like Geralt, or do you want to make your own from scratch?

Sicko central.

Ted Gill's lawyers say the release date reveal, which he wasn't aware of, is "'further damaging the game and sowing additional confusion."

OpenTTD developer Owen Rudge says "Atari have worked collaboratively with us," and it also put up some cash to help cover the game's server costs.

There are some nuances to this absurdity.

Welcome to writing about computer games in 2026.