Ubisoft has revealed modernized movement and combat systems that it says "honor the foundations of the original game while enhancing the experience for an action-adventure game."

Pray tell of thy knobs, Valve.

Nobody could have foreseen this.

Yes, point all fans inwards, please.

Batten down the distros.

Randy just wanted to have a little fun, but it didn't work out so well.

How long will it last? Probably not long.

Blizzard better not be playing with us.

Are you in the market for a superyacht? Maybe Gabe can help.

More weird stuff for my office shelves, please.