The new game, according to a PEGI rating that probably wasn't supposed to be made public, is called Life is Strange: Reunion.

Don't worry! It's not too far from your very first basecamp.

Track down these mysterious blueprints to a monster den.

Embark wasn't as worried about Call of Duty or Battlefield.

Tried to rocket jump and now everything's a slideshow.

Some players report a VPN has helped, but it's still grim.

Plus there's now a proper app. As in one that doesn't look like it was thrown out on a wet weekend back in 2003.

You can't have a murder leaderboard without a murder competition.

Fair enough, but "fun" doesn't pay to keep the servers online.

Steam's competitor has criticized its AI disclosure policy as pointless, but if consumers want to know, why shouldn't they?