And now I must ask: What are you playing on your handheld gaming PC?
Long-in-the-works colony sim MMO Seed is shaping up into something that looks like EVE Online for RimWorld fans.
But should you give Oeuf a fry, or ovoid it entirely?
This is what it's like playing Slay the Spire 2 in early access, and all the major roguelike deckbuilder features you need to know about.
The free-to-play RPG Lost Ark is one of the very few games to go untouched by Amazon's gaming walkback, but that may be about to change.
OpenTTD developer Owen Rudge says "Atari have worked collaboratively with us," and it also put up some cash to help cover the game's server costs.
"Don't listen to Google and mill your rice for vinegar."
Is it a slap on the wrist if you can't feel it?
They're not joking (and neither am I).