There's dozens of us who don't!

"Despite any rough patches, our goal has always remained the same," said Anthony Gallegos.

You can find Chort in the Clyteum.

Ubisoft has revealed modernized movement and combat systems that it says "honor the foundations of the original game while enhancing the experience for an action-adventure game."

Pray tell of thy knobs, Valve.

Nobody could have foreseen this.

Yes, point all fans inwards, please.

Batten down the distros.

Randy just wanted to have a little fun, but it didn't work out so well.

How long will it last? Probably not long.