Class Nine Bummerino, dude.
Medal of Honor Retro Remake blends bespoke game logic with assets from 2002's Allied Assault.
The capture-the-flag themed shooter attracted fewer than 600 concurrent players on launch, according to SteamDB.
Who among us hasn't yearned for a super dimension fortress of their very own?
"We're gonna take a shot at bringing the WSTR more in line."
At least one of you has to say Snoop Dogg's version of Riders on the Storm.