Is this it, chat?
They're not joking (and neither am I).
The hard-hitting reporting no other gaming website would dare to publish.
Casey Yano says that, ultimately, reviewers are just using the tools they're given.
Luke Dicken, who previously spent a decade with Zynga, says his time with the company "has come to an end".
After "the reality of the industry hit," the studio pivoted to a new structure and fist-focused combat.
If you're going to force me to talk to the computer, it better be smarter than this.